"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 115: Peter on LeBron James
"You know what really grinds my gears? LeBron James. Somehow, this guy who once bailed on the team he was drafted by, suddenly came back with open arms from thousands of Cleveland Cavs fans. It's almost like Jesus coming back to earth or perhaps Elvis Presley rising from the frickin dead to do another concert tour. I admit that LeBron James has a lot of b-ball skills very similar to Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, and Magic Johnson. So why am I ripping on him all of a sudden. It's very simple: He took a big giant crap on Miami as soon as he left. And let me tell ya, it's almost nearly the size of a frickin house. And anyone who has taken a gigantic crap the size of a house would've been dead right about now. Not to mention, I'm a Miami Heat fan. Which is exactly I was pissed off when LeBron left. And that's why 'King' James grinds my gears."
Yeah, I admit Cleveland wasn't the same when LeBron left.
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