You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

116. Peter on Dan Vs

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 116: Peter on Dan Vs.

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Dan Vs. It's a show about an angry malcontent who takes revenge on meaningless things. For instance, he takes vengeance on the whole entire country of Canada, the entire state of Mexico, baseball, weddings, high school reunions, banks, the Wolfman, the Mummy, George Washington, beaches, barbers and whole lots of s**t we can ever come up with. That guy is in need of total therapy. I love the show, but man, he really needs to take thousand chill pills. If he gets way too angry, he's gonna start pooping all over. Which is why he's one major, yet short s**tstorm waiting to happen. And that's why Dan Vs. grinds my gears. And to the Dan guy, keep your pants on as well."

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It sucks that Dan Vs. is no longer on TV anymore. But hey, at least there's always YouTube for that.

Got more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do. :D