You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

117. Peter on Vince Russo

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 117: Peter on Vince Russo

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Vince Russo. If any of you young wrestling fans don't know who that is, he's the guy who forced WCW to die. Why did Vince Russo force WCW to die. It's simple: Horrible stipulation matches. Last-minute turns in wrestling matches. And his beard looks like a skunk's entire butthole. Is WWE ever gonna follow in his footsteps? Imagine if WWE were to put on some bad stipulation matches, just like Vince Russo did. We would have a laxative on a pole match. Maybe a strip thumb wrestling match. Heck, maybe we could have a Golden Shower match. If the rest of you don't know what a Golden Shower is, I'd advise you not to know. It's a little dirty and sickening to see. So far, Vince Russo grinds my gears.

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Eeyup, I shudder to think if he were to run WWE. Everyone would go apes**t, and not in a very good way.

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