"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 118: Peter on Mike & Molly
"You know what really grinds my gears? The show "Mike & Molly" on CBS. It's nothing special. It's about two fat people falling in love. That's such a boring plot. You might as well have Jabba The Hutt and the Stay Puft Man get it on with each other. And I can't stand the characters on the show. One's a policeman, one's a romance author, one's a token black policeman, one's a hot stoner, one's a bible-thumping loudmouth, one's an illegal alien, one's a very fat italian, one's a foul-mouth redhead, and one is so fat, he already ate an entire fat kid for lunch. So far, Mike's my ass and Molly's my b***s, and they grind my gears. But I did like the hot brunette chick, though.
You wanna know something? I watch "Mike & Molly". I actually like the show itself to be honest. :D
Got more topics for Mr. Peter Griffin himself? You know what to do, fans! :D