Head hurting…mind dying…bunny is coming…I HAVE INSPERATION! I made them a little sadistic in this chapter, but it's funny as hell. Still have no idea what the poems about? Oh yeah, there might be some voyeurism, depending on who I choose later on, if I choose Sam there won't be, if I choose Tucker then yeah, there will be, the only reason is because it's easier to write a guy jerking off than a girl, and guys leave evidence behind . Thanks for the plot bunny Dannychic, he has served me well.
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"So it just sort of happened?"
"Yeah, we got to know each other and it just happened," Danny shrugged and got a sort of dreamy expression on his face.
"Daniel, I have a present for you and your friends," Vlad said and walked into the room with two boxes.
"Awesome!" The three teens shouted enthusiastically, then got suspicious.
"Wait, this isn't something that'll hurt us right?" Tucker asked eyeing the two boxes.
"If it was something painful I would just give it to you two, not Daniel," Vlad smirked and handed the smaller box to Danny.
"It's okay guys, he promised not to hurt you," Danny said and the three of them opened the small box to reveal a remote with only two buttons. "A remote?"
"That is what this one is for," Vlad said and handed over the larger one.
The teens tore it open and a ghost flew out.
"I AM THE BOX GHOST!" The box ghost yelled.
"Now press the black button."
"I AM THE BBBZZZZZZ!" A collar around the ghost neck electrified him.
"That is so cool!" They yelled and pressed the button again.
"I've been working on that collar for three days straight," Vlad said and watched the teens torture the ghost. "It's impossible to remove without my assistance, it cannot be phased through, blown off, impervious to everything, it can go through an atomic blast without a scratch."
Danny handed the remote to Sam and suddenly attached himself to the older man. "Thank you," he murmured and held on tighter.
Vlad could kiss, he could make love, he could even cuddle when the occasion called for it, he could kill an entire army with one hand, he could invent almost anything, but if there was one thing he still didn't know how to do, it was hug. He stood there and awkwardly petted Dannys' soft black hair.
"You need to learn how to hug," Danny laughed and let go of his older lover.
"I AM THE BOX GHOST FEAR BBZZZZZZZZZ!"
"Oh man! This rocks!" Tucker laughed and shocked the ghost again.
"Do it again!" Sam cackled and laughed manically when the box ghost fell into a smoking, twitching heap on the floor.
"When you're done with him, press the red button and he'll be trapped in the collar until you press the button again," Vlad said before giving Danny a quick kiss and sweeping out of the room.
All three teens craned their heads to get a look at his ass as he walked up the stairs.
"Damn," they hissed and looked at each other in surprise. Danny could understand where Sam was coming from; she was a girl, but Tucker, that surprised him a bit.
"I told you he was hot," Danny smirked.
"You didn't say how hot. He's puts-hell-to-shame kind of hot, not so-sexy-you-want-to-drool kind of hot," Sam said with a small smirk. "I can't believe we used to think he was creepy."
"He kept hitting on my Mom, that's why, he never really wanted to marry her, he just like pissing my Dad off by flirting with her," Danny smiled and had to laugh at that. Vlad had once told him 'Beauty is beauty, pleasure is pleasure, whether it be from a woman or a man'.
"That actually makes sense," Tucker laughed and pressed the black button, sucking the box ghost into the collar and placed said collar in the box. "I'm bored."
"Yeah, so am I. What to go bug Vlad up in his lab?" Danny asked and the three of them suddenly raced up the stairs and into Vlads' lab.
Vlad, who was unphased by the sudden intrusion, just stuck his leg out and tripped the teens as they ran by his desk. He stood up and looked at the three of them sprawled at his feet. "What do I owe this sudden intrusion?"
"We got bored," Danny said and rubbed his now sore back.
"I gave you the box ghost five minutes ago to keep you occupied."
"He passed out," Sam smiled.
"In five minutes you made him pass out?"
"Yep," Tucker said.
"How many times did you press that button?"
"I dunno, maybe a hundred," Danny shrugged. "Hey Sam, do you have an CD's on you?"
Out of nowhere Sam pulled out a zip up CD case. "I've got Disturbed, Godsmack, Beasty Boys, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against the Machine, My Chemical Romance, Dashboard Confessional, Orgy, and Slayer."
"GODSMACK!" The two male teens cheered and Sam handed it to Danny who rushed over to his personal computer. Vlad spent long hours in here and Danny started to miss him so Vlad had put a computer just for him in the lab.
Soon the deafening music was blasting through the lab. Even though it's hard to mosh with only three people, Danny, Tucker, and Sam managed. They slammed into each other and headbanged as the music played.
Vlad felt a headache gnawing at his temples. He was almost convinced they were deaf when Sam turned the volume up all the way.
The teens were so caught up in what they were doing; they didn't notice Vlad walking over to the computer until it was too late.
One ecto blast later there was complete silence…for about thirty seconds when the teens were stunned.
"MY CD!" Sam screeched when she say the wrecked computer.
"Oh shut up," Vlad said and went back to work, ignoring the teens.
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"Ummm Vlad?" Danny said and Vlad looked around, then finally up and saw all three teens stuck to the ceiling by glowing green nets.
"What did you touch?" Vlad sighed and Danny pointed at a plasma net gun prototype. Vlad just rolled his eyes and pressed a button on the side of the gun, disabling the nets and causing the teens to fall to the ground.
"Owwww," they groaned.
"Your young, you'll survive," Vlad said, stepped over them and went back to work, ignoring the glares he got.
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"Vlad?" Danny said behind the man making him sigh.
"What is it now? Going to complain about the computer? Stuck to the wall? Blow up one of your friends? Mutated yourself? Feel the sudden need to kill me via music? How about you just gouge my eyes out and shoot me in the head now?"
"No, we're hungry and I was wondering if you would make us some dinner," Danny murmured, feeling guilty about upsetting Vlad so much. "I'm sorry for upsetting you so much," he said quietly and Vlad sighed.
"It's okay, just tomorrow, be better behaved," Vlad said and kissed Danny on the forehead. "I'll go make you ravenous monsters dinner," with that he threw off the lab coat and walked out of the lab, and smirked when he heard all three teens say 'damn' when they got a nice view of his ass.
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"I never thought someone could look so hot cooking," Sam whispered to Tucker and Danny as they watched Vlad more gracefully around the kitchen.
"You should watch him practice his karate or whatever it's called," Danny replied just as quietly, his eyes however, never left Vlad.
'I'm straight, I'm straight, I'm straight. I like girls not guys. I don't think Vlad is hot. Guys are not attractive. Girls, I only like girls,' Tucker thought to himself and tried not to watch Vlad, only to fail horribly.
"If you all would advert your gaze from my person to the plates I have placed in front of you, you will see dinner is completed," Vlad said and the teens blushed slightly. He had made pasta alfrado, simple yet delicious.
Amazingly it was quiet while they ate. Sam and Tucker had wonderful table manners.
Danny ate one handed, his other hand was softly stroking Vlads' knee under the table, a silent apology for how he had acted earlier.
Once they had finished eating, Sam and Tucker helped clean up before heading off to bed.
Vlad walked into the den and poured himself some brandy before settling on the couch in front of the hearth. Danny settled down beside him, a few inches away and waited until Vlad raised his arm before snuggling against the man.
"This is nice," Danny sighed before he fell asleep and began to snore softly.
Vlad looked down at the sleeping boy and felt his heart melt. He lightly brushed some raven strands out of the boys' eyes. Leaning down he placed a chaste kiss on those soft lips. He didn't feel like turning into Plasmius and transporting them to their room, he was nice and content right here.
He placed his brandy down on the end table and held Danny. Soon he drifted off to sleep, relaxed at last.
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Sam was always the first to wake, so why were there voices in the den, normally one would not be able to hear them, but the house was almost silent except for those voices. She glanced at the clock and it was barely past six, Tucker wouldn't be up for several hours now, Danny and Vlad would be later, unless it was them in the living room.
She knew she should just go back to bed, but curiosity got the best of her, she slipped out her bedroom and crept silently to the staircase over looking the den.
"Vlad, stop it," Danny said half-heartedly when Vlad began to suck and nip at his neck. "What if Sam or Tucker wakes up?"
"Then they'll get an eyeful," Vlad laughed and pinned Danny beneath him.
Sam figured that she should return to her room, but the prospect of free gay porn was too enticing, plus she'd get to see Vlad completely naked.
"I challenge you to sixty-nine!" Danny blurted out and Vlad smirked.
"Very well, what are the stakes?" Vlad asked, trying not to laugh. Danny, in his sexually fogged mind, had forgotten that Vlad could go for hours without cumming.
"If I win, you have to dress up like Doctor Frank n' Furter from Rocky Horror Picture Show, and if you win, I'll tell my parents about our relationship."
"Deal, but only if you swallow," Vlad said and when Danny nodded he removed both their clothes.
'This is going to be good,' Sam thought and silently ran to the other side of the wrap around staircase to get a better view.
Vlad pulled Danny over him backwards, so the boys' cock was near his mouth. Without warning they engulfed each other's hard members.
Vlad had years of experience in giving blowjobs and knew just how to make the boy cum.
Within moments Danny was shuddering in release as Vlad swallowed a mouthful of the salty-sweet fluid with a smirk. (A/N: I'll go back and finish this later, I just don't feel like writing about blowjobs right now. If you can't tell my life kind of sucks at the moment.)
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Hey Mom, Dad, Jazz why don't you come down to the mansion today? Just call and Vlad'll arrange to have his private jet pick you up. Dannys' voice floated over the answering machine.
"I don't see why not. What do you think Maddy?"
"Sure," Maddy said and her husband called Vlad up and made arrangements.
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Danny was on end all day.
"Danny, calm down, it's going to be fine. They can't call the police because you're legal," Sam said when Danny started to systematically pick apart his shirt cuff, he had had to wear a turtle neck because Vlad had conveniently forgotten his parents were coming and gave him a rather large hickey with fang marks in the center.
"Your right, I need to calm down," Danny sighed.
"Go bug Vlad, he'll be just as nervous as you," Tucker said and gave Danny a shove towards Vlads' lab.
Danny walked into Vlads' lab and practically attached himself to his lovers' arm. "I don't wanna do this," he said and buried his face into Vlads' shoulder.
"You set the stakes, you knew you would loose, you have to keep your end of the bargain," Vlad stated but nonetheless rubbed Dannys' back comfortingly.
"What if they make me leave?"
"They can't, I won't let them."
"I love you," Danny murmured and moved to nuzzle Vlads' neck.
"I love you too," Vlad replied and tilted Dannys' head up to place a painfully tender kiss on the boys' lips.
"Sorry to interrupt, but your parents and sister are here," Sam said poking her head into the room.
"Bring them into the den, we'll be down in a minute," Vlad sighed and rested his forehead against Dannys'. "You are not leaving until you calm down."
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Ten minutes of serious making out, which was the only way to calm down Danny, later, they descended the stairs into the den.
"Danny!" Maddy cried and pulled Danny into a bone-crushing hug.
"I believe he can't breathe," Vlad said when Dannys' face took on a bluieish hue.
Maddy released her son who gasped for breath and gave Vlad a look of gratitude.
"Mom, Dad, Jazz, I have some things I need to tell you. First of all, I'm gay," Danny said and raised a hand when he Mother made to interrupt. "Second of all, I'm Vlads' lover," he managed to get out and actually felt a whole lot lighter.
"YOU CHILD MOLESTER!" Jazz yelled making Vlad laugh.
"That would be a pederast, which I am not. Danny is legal, and it was his choice. Completely consensual, well most of the time," Vlad smirked.
"What do you mean most of the time?" Maddy asked suspiciously.
"It's quiet annoying when he starts to molest me when I'm in the middle of an important task, it makes me wonder sometimes if he isn't a nymphomaniac. Though there are many incidents that have proven that, there was that time with the vacuum cleaner…"
"You promised you would never mention that!" Danny snapped.
"Oh, silly me, must have slipped my mind," Vlad laughed.
-Flashback- (A/N: I thought you guys might want some kink.)
Danny lay on his back, completely naked, the vacuum hose sucking his hard cock. He slowly thrust into the warm plastic tube, moaning deeply. Then suddenly the suction stopped, his eyes shot open and he saw Vlad standing next to the vacuum, his finger on the power button."I leave for five minutes and you molest my vacuum cleaner," Vlad sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. "What am I supposed to do with you?"
"Uhhh, turn the vacuum back on so I can get off?" Danny asked hopefully, his mind fogged with teenage hormones.
Vlad just rolled his eyes and turned the vacuum back on. He watched Danny fuck the appliance and sighed.
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A few minutes after he came, Danny well, came to his senses and his eyes went wide. "You can't tell anyone about this."
"And why not?" Vlad smirked.
"Because!" Danny whined and got dressed. "Please, just don't tell anyone!" He begged and pulled out his secret weapon, the puppy dog eyes.
"Damnit! Fine, I promise not to tell anyone, now stop that!"
-End Flashback-
Danny silently thanked whoever had made his family so daft when only Tucker and Sam got what Vlad was implying.
"So, are you guys okay with this?" Danny asked after a moment.
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I think this is my longest chapter so far. Review damn you review! My head feels funny…OH MY FUCKING HELL HOLE! IT'S THE PLOT BUNNY! He's slightly messed up but IT'S STILL A PLOT BUNNY! I have the sudden urge to have sex with a vacuum cleaner, it sounds fun…HA HA, just kidding, a blender sounds better.