You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

121. Peter on Steroids

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 121: Peter on Steroids

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Steroids. They make everything big. We're talking about muscles around your arms, abs, legs, neck, traps, asses and even your balls. Eeyup, even testicles have steroids. You think I'm lying? Ask 'Big Poppa Pump', Scott Steiner. That guy's a pill freak. His arms are so f***ing huge, it's almost the size of my entire flabby stomach. And that's a very disturbing image if I ever seen one. So don't do steroids, kids. Do women. That's a safer alternative. And that's why steroids grinds my gears."

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Got that right, Peter.

So, have any more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D