You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

122. Peter on Flash Floods

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 122: Peter on Flash Floods

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Flash Floods. It makes everything look like the movie 'Waterworld'. And I can't tell you how bad that movie sucked. I mean, why do floods happen. Maybe Galactus decided to take a big giant piss all over planet Earth and we all have to suffer through it. If you don't know who Galactus is, I dare you to Google him. He's f*****g big than four entire Earths combined. That's nearly 500,000,000,000 Big Macs. Anyway, flash floods are piss, and that's why it grinds my gears."

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I figured I'd do this since my state had such a terrible risk of flash floods yesterday. But they didn't take my town away, so good for me!

So, got more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do here, fans! :D