You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

123. Peter on Earthquakes

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 123: Peter on Earthquakes

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Earthquakes. I mean, imagine if someone had to blow out a fart the size of our entire universe. That would sound really bad, and it would smell really bad too. They're more terrifying and earth-shattering than a giant baby rattling his cage until everything falls to the floor. The same goes with buildings. One huge fart later and everything falls to pieces. You mostly see these in movies like Earthquake, 2012, and the recent movie known as San Andreas. Pray that no one blows a huge fart around this earth. Start keeping your farts in your pants people. And wipe your bum while you're at it. Anyway, earthquakes grind my gears."

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Uh-huh, I do admit that's worse than a volcano, tornado, or a category five hurricane combined.

Any more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D