Disclaimer: I don't own HP. I own the Ekuiqurant. And Nayan Yayuko. (I didn't check if that name means anything, so if it does, tell me. Especially if the meaning is something inappropiate.)
Warning: Character death, does not follow HBP.
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Daily Prophet
The Change of the Tide in the Second War
By Nayan Yayuko
Tuesday 12, May
Albus Dumbledore is a great, wise man. He has lived through much turmoil in Great Britain, and yet he continues to guide us.
It should be noted that as of yesterday, the present tense format of the above paragraph is now incorrect. For you see, Albus Dumbledore has died.
He had been leading us to victory in a battle against Voldemort. Wand in hand, he stupefied countless Death Eaters and protected his allies with a mere flick of the wrist. When Voldemort's number decreased, the unharmed follower of Voldemort snuck up to their group. She pretended Light wizards progressed forward, and quickly the battle was won.
However, while the Light was celebrating, a stray follower of Voldemort's crept on their group. Once the vile witch had secured a place she could easily run away from the group, she used the Summoning Charm to bring Dumbledore's glasses to her. And then with the glasses in hand, she left, Apparating when she left the wards.
Typically, she was chased by the Light wizards. In fact, all of them wanted to help their beloved leader. So all left, leaving Dumbledore as blind as an Ekuiqurant in daylight. The field was littered with bodies, branches, and objects that were transfigured during the battle.
Understandably, Dumbledore did not like being left in the open in the battlefield, whether the battle had ended or not. So he attempted to find his way to a covered area, only to trip on Mad-Eye Moody's fallen wand.
He fell, his skull bashing against the hard, steel like branches of a willow tree, killing him. Dumbledore was found fifteen minutes later, by Ministry wizards who had intended to tell him they could not find the Dark Witch who stole his glasses.
Authorities are still searching for the Dark Witch, to bring her to trial.
Dumbledore's funeral will be held at Hogwarts, Sunday 17th, in June. It will be public.
Note: There is a chance some facts have been embellished or made from fiction.
Ekuiqurant is a nocturnal, hawk-like creature which is blind in daylight and melts when burnt.
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This might be continued. I'll probably make other Daily Prophet reports on the dramatic death of Harry Potter and the unbelievably pathetic death of Voldemort.