You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

125. Peter on Ouija Boards

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 125: Peter on Ouija Boards

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Ouija Boards. As if we didn't have enough fortune telling to begin with. You just hold a mirror in front of a board, ask a question, and see if it leads to yes or no. Just this morning, I went to the Ouija board asking him if I wanted to go a day without taking a crap, it said 'G-O-D-F-O-R-B-I-D', and I just quit from there. There's no way anyone in the entire Earth could ever go a day without crapping themselves. Ouija Boards are poopy, and shouldn't have a place in anyone's homes. But it's not that bad apparently, because it actually makes a good chopping board for meats and vegetables. And not to mention it makes a good dinner tray for sure. That's why Ouija Boards grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I was never interested in that stuff too.

Anyway, got any more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D