"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 126: Peter on Fifty Shades of Grey
"You know what really grinds my gears? Fifty Shades of Grey. I usually thought it was 50 types of gray colors. But then, I realized it's nothing but a smutty book about whips, chains, domination, and sex abuse. And what's worst about this? They made a movie out of it. I hate when I get confused of various titles like these. We might as well call it Fifty Shades of S**t. Just grab all 50 types of poop and watch it non-stop until we get bored and flush it down the toilet. Which by the way, I'll have to grab a copy of that "Fifty Shades" DVD that Lois bought so I can flush it down the toilet as well, along with the book. And that's where it truly belongs. In a toilet full of s**t. Hate me all you want 'Fifty Shades' fans, that abusing s**tfest of smut grinds my gears."
Never got into that 'Fifty Shades' thing either. It just isn't me
Got any more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, fans! :D