"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 129: Peter on Student-Teacher Relationships
"You know what really grinds my gears? Student-teacher relationships that you see on TV. It's very sickening to say the least. Much sickening to see a young man having sex with an aging Betty White. It's much more sickening to see Opie hooking up with Aunt Bee. And it's more sickening to see a 10 foot horse screwing a fox. We all should blame Mary Kay LeTourneau for making us feel dirty. Because of her, schoolkids won't ever set foot in school again, knowing that there's a higher chance they're gonna get hit on. Now what about teachers who look like hot pornstars? I'm pretty sure everyone in the high school level would be okay with that. But if it's anywhere near elementary and middle school level, then start running for the hills and start taping your underwear, because it gets too nasty from here. And that's why student-teacher relationships grinds my gears."
Got that right. What are these teachers thinking? Although I am up for very hot teachers, let me tell ya that.
So, any more topics you have for Peter to use in a later chapter? You know what to do here! :D