You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

130. Peter on Eric Bischoff

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 130: Peter on Eric Bischoff

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Eric Bischoff. For those of you who don't know who that is, he's the guy who was very important to WCW, and helped become an important part in the Monday Night Wars. Plus, he was responsible for nWo, the New World Order. And boy, did they defeat Monday Night RAW in 84 weeks! That's very impressive. And then, he headed over to WWE, where he was responsible for HLA, known as Hot Lesbian Action. Oh, and I forget to mention that he was responsible for the creation of the Elimination Chamber as well. No one could touch what he offered to the fans, despite my dislike for him. So why does he grind my gears? It's very simple. He's f*****g d**k-poop, and I'm glad he's gone. Thank goodness for that. And that's why Eric Bischoff grinds my gears."

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You wanna know something? I'd actually prefer Eric Bischoff over the Authority anyday.

Got more topics Peter to use in a later chapter? Feedbacks are welcome! :D