You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

131. Peter on Trojan Horses

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 131: Peter on Trojan Horses

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Trojan Horses. It's a gigantic wooden horse used by the Greeks. I usually can't comment on that, knowing that horses are not made out of wood. Horses have fur, you know. And yet, some greek nutjob thought it would be a good idea to make a horse out of frickin' wood. Whoever came up with that needs some help, period. And the kind of help I'm talking about is an insane asylum. I don't even know if they existed back then. Maybe in a snake pit, perhaps? Who knows? I flunked World History. And that's why trojan horses grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I never got it either.

Any more topics you have for the fat man himself? You know what to do here, fans! :D