You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

132. Peter on Nerds

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 132: Peter on Nerds

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Nerds. Why can't we stand them? After all, they're smart, brainy and have way more intelligence than us. I guess the only reason we hate people like Steve Urkel, Sheldon Cooper and Milhouse because they make us retarded. Not cool, nerds! I'd say we're a lot smarter than you'll ever be. Have you ever heard of William Zabka, the bully from those 'Karate Kid' movies? He was the most smartest, most wisest bully there ever is. Give him the Nobel Peace prize right away. He was the true inventor of the world 'bully', plain and simple. And that's why nerds grinds my gears."

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Eeyup, no one can touch what Zabka had.

Got any more topics for Peter? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D