"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 134: Peter on Uwe Boll
"You know what really grinds my gears? Uwe Boll. If you're asking me who that is, it's simple. He is the worst s****y directors I've ever seen. Obviously, he makes films based on awesome video games such as BloodRayne, House of the Dead and Alone In The Dark. And we can't even look at those games and play them anymore because this German guy ruined them. To this day, we still haven't seen a sequel to those games I've mentioned. For the sake of everybody, he should just retire and leave those games alone. You wanna direct something that you're comfortable with, try taping yourself taking a s**t with all the movies you directed. That way, the world will be a safer place! And that's why Uwe Boll grinds my gears."
It's good that he stepped down from directing, because honestly, he depresses me.
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