You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

135. Peter on Halo

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 135: Peter on Halo

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Halo. I usually thought it was the thing on the top on your head when you're an angel, but instead it's a video game where you shoot down aliens, travel in Jeeps, and dress up in green armor. I gotta say, it looks cool on my part. Who would spend nearly a week shooting down baddies with rifles while chomping on a delicious Meat Lovers pizza for hours? I know I would. I don't even know why I'm grinding my gears on an awesome game such as Halo. I should be grinding my gears on something that really boils my innards dry. Like Lebron James's genitals getting flashed during last night's NBA finals. Keep your shorts on, please. You really think we want to see big LeBron? My junk's bigger than yours buddy, and that's why you grind my gears. And get some underwear, too. "

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You tell LeBron, Pete!

So got more topics for Peter for a later chapter? You know what to do, fans! :D