"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 136: Peter on Ku Klux Klan
"You know what really grinds my gears? The KKK. They're practically black panthers but with satanic white guys who dress in white. And they burn crosses only because they hate both black guys and God himself. Plus, they also hate cute puppies. Whenever they see one, they tend to burn it until it cooks tender crisp. I think they're the only reason why southern police cops end up shooting black people for no reason. If the Ku Klux Klan didn't exist in the first place, then we wouldn't lose too much black lives. In fact, black lives matter. And jews. And puppies. And bad-sounding italians. And Caitlin Jenner. You know what, forget Caitlin Jenner. Just run her over with a train and that'll be it. And that's why KKK grinds my gears."
Got that right, Peter. They should have no place around here at all.
Anyway, have any more topics for the fatman himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D