You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

137. Peter on Ducks

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 137: Peter on Ducks

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Ducks. They're frickin' annoying with all those quacking noises they make. There's too much ducks on TV that we see everyday. There's Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Duey, Louie, and even that horrid piece of 70's d**kcheese known as Disco Duck. Not to forget that we also have Duck Dynasty, and even the video game "Duck Hunt" on the original Nintendo. Deep down, they should be extinct. They have no place on planet Earth. Instead, they should have a place on the grill and inside our stomachs. I'll tell ya, they're very good. Especially when you drench them in hot wing sauce and ranch. Which reminds me, I gotta poop some duck eggs in a minute. And that's why ducks grinds my gears."

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Can't wait for the DuckTales reboot. It's gonna be awesome.

Got more topics for Peter to use in a later chapter? You know what to do, fans! :D