You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

138. Peter on Mickey Mouse

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 138: Peter on Mickey Mouse

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Mickey Mouse. I'm talking about the black mascot from Disney. To be honest, I don't even think he looks like a mouse. He looks more like a wrongfully black rat. And so does his wife Minnie. They're the reason why Donald Duck gets discriminated for being the only white duck in the company. Scrooge McDuck and his nephews definitely count in that category. Not to mention Darkwing Duck and his little daughter. It's all the white people's fault for causing riots in the first place. All except me. It's a good thing I'm a Looney Tunes guy, because at least Daffy Duck is the only likable black man I'll like. Mickey Mouse is my ass, Disney is my balls, and that's why they grind my gears."

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Wow, I could totally imagine Peter saying that. Unlike him, I totally accept everybody, regardless if they were white or black.

Got any more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome! :D

P.S.: Thanks to you all for the 800th review! I appreciate it!