You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

139. Peter on Rule 34

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 139: Peter on Rule 34

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Rule 34. If you don't know, it's a fake yet surprisingly reliable rule of the Internet which states that if something exists, there is porn of it. And by something, we mean anything. I mean, there's fanfiction, slash fiction, cartoons, hentai, whatever you name it. I mean, who wouldn't jerk their gherkin to Deadpool giving it hard to Pinkie Pie. Apparently, that would be wrong, since it would be considered bestiality. There are many sick f**ks who can practically turn a single object into porn. That's totally messed up if you're looking to turn Thanksgiving dinner into a family incest orgy. I still shudder whenever I imagine someone getting off with a turkey bone. Anyway Rule 34 turns everyone into retarded perverts, and that's why it grinds my gears."

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You totally got that right, Pete.

So, got more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, fans! :D