You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

140. Peter on Creepypastas

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 140: Peter on Creepypastas

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Creepypastas. I usually thought that someone made some nasty lasagnas or something like that, but I found out that it's actually a tale of fearful legends and creepy images that have been scattered around the internet, just to make them look true. I mean, we got Slenderman, Jeff The Killer, you name it. To be fair, is any of them actually true? Does Sonic really have a murderous twin brother who's actually the spawn of Satan himself? Is there actually a SpongeBob SquarePants episode where Squidward does commit suicide? And is there actually a hidden lost episode of "The Big Bang Theory" where Sheldon Cooper kidnaps Penny, bounds her and stuffs her mouth full of disgusting entrails until she dies from choking? Okay, I admit the last one's not really true. Anyway, creepypastas s**t my pants, and that's why they grind my gears. Seriously, they really s**t my pants, and I need some underwear right now."

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Got that right, Peter. *hands the fat man a new pair of underwear"

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