You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

141. Peter on Shia LeBeouf

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 141: Peter on Shia LeBeouf

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Shia LeBeouf. We knew him as the kid from Disney Channel's "Even Stevens" show, only to become this bearded control freak who telling everyone to just 'do it'. What the hell are you making us do, Shia? You want us to have sex with our love ones? Maybe kill a man? Maybe get laid? Maybe smoke a little pot? What do you really want us to do? I know what I want to do. And that's to f*****g shut you up right now, Shia! Maybe that's what you want me to do. Maybe then we all can get on with our lives and chow down on tortilla chip pizza while binge-watching Duck Dynasty. My advice, Shia? Take some chill pills. I beg of you, do it. That's why Shia LeBeouf grinds my gears."

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Eeyup.

Got any more topics for Peter to use in a later chapter? You know what to do, fans! :D