You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

143. Peter on Deathmatch Wrestling

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 143: Peter on Deathmatch Wrestling

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Deathmatch wrestling. You think seeing nearly-gay men in tights wrestling was horrible, this kind of wrestling doesn't compare to anything. I mean, we're talking about people getting hit with tables, ladders, chairs, baseball bats, garbage cans, barbed wire, fire, broken glass, florescent lights, light bulbs, C4 explosives, cars, trucks, bed of nails, and even horrible copies of "Pluto Nash" on DVD. I know how much that movie sucked pig s**t. To be honest, deathmatch-styled wrestling nearly looks like a grindhouse film come to life, except that no one gets killed in these matches and for the fact that there's no boobs. If you can have two hot half-naked chicks beating the crap out of each other with barbed wire-wrapped chairs, then I'll consider it. But as far as I'm concerned, deathmatch-style wrestling grinds my gears."

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Ummmm, yeah, I'll have to disagree with you on that, Peter.

So have any more topics for Peter to use in a later chapter? You know what to do, fans! :D