You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

144. Peter on Nicolas Cage

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 144: Peter on Nicolas Cage

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Nicolas Cage. If the rest of you with tumor-sized ears don't know who he is, he was once one of the biggest actors of our generation, starring in such films such as "Raising Arizona", "Moonstruck", "Con Air", "Kick-Ass", "The Rock", "National Treasure", "Knowing", "The Croods", and the last two "Ghost Rider" movies. But he's really starting to suck now. I mean, movies like "Gone In 60 Seconds", "Drive Angry", "Bangkok Dangerous" all deserve a place in a blender full of pig vomit and horses**t. His last movie I think I can remember was "Left Behind". It was so bad that I wished to have an asteroid the size of Galactus's ass come down and crush everybody, ending humanity on sight. I was nearly this close to getting if the black hole hadn't come sucked the rest of that asteroid that I wish for. Meanwhile, Nicolas Cage sucks, he gives me hemorroids, and that's why he grinds my gears."

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Deep down, I liked "Ghost Rider". That movie was awesome.

Got any more topics for the fatman himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D