"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 145: Peter on Regular Show
"You know what really grinds my gears? "Regular Show" on the Cartoon Network. Imagine Beavis and Butt-Head, but more stupider, and that because they got turned into a bluejay and a raccoon. And for the fact that there's a fat green dwarf with manbreasts who does nothing but eat crap and make jokes about his own mom. Did I mention that there's an angry pissed-off gumball machine that comes alive and talks? Talk about strange. I'm pretty sure whoever created this was on something more than just your usual pot. But all and all, it's a pretty creative show, and I can appreciate how much it's appealing to kids. So why am I ripping on the show? If you must ask, it's because Mordecai and Rigby are frickin' naked. At least put some clothes on why you're at it. That's why this show grinds my gears."
Hey, be proud to let it all out, Mordo and Riggs.
So, got more topics for Peter to use in a later chapter? You know what to do, fans! :D