"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 146: Peter on Steven Universe
"You know what really grinds my gears? "Steven Universe" on the Cartoon Network. I hate that show because the kid on there looks like Bob from "That 70's Show" and they go on adventures with three freaks. One of them has an afro and a big butt, one's fatter than my lower thigh and the one is so skinny, she looks like a sheet of paper. Plus, can anyone tell me why there's a glass circle on the top of her head? What the hell happened to her, did she get in a car accident and someone forgot to remove the thing on her head? That's how I can say about them. What are their names? Aneurysm, Gonads and Prick? I think that's their names. What do I know? I never watched the show that much. Plus, can someone get that gem out of the kid's stomach? I swear, he's storing a lot of belly button lint in there. And that's why Steven Universe grinds my gears."
You got that right, Pete.
Thought of any more topics for the fatman himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D