"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 147: Peter on Total Drama
"You know what really grinds my gears? The "Total Drama" series on the Cartoon Network. It's obviously a parody ripped off from Survivor, which I don't even watch to this very day, knowing I'm still horrified of Richard Hatch's junk. I heard that the host of Total Drama has a chin that's shaped like an ass. And from the way I saw the show myself, I could see why. I wonder if his chin farts as well? So far, the series is still going strong with Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, Total Drama World Tour, Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, Total Drama Pahkitew Island, and it's upcoming Total Drama spinoff, The Ridonculous Race, which is based off the Amazing Race. If I had an idea for next season of Total Drama, it would be Total Drama Bulls**t! It's a season where contestants start taking s**t from each other's contestants. Literally, they're actually taking s**t from each other's butts! I'm certain that's what the series is, it's full 100% Canadian bulls**t. The humor is so bland, it's like watching Hugh Hefner's nuts dry up on impact. I rather watch that than the cartoon. And that's why Total Drama grinds my gears. Oh and P.S., the reason why I didn't include Total Drama All-Stars on that list, because it smells worse than two bulls crapping on each other while watching the show altogether."
How dare you, Pete! I actually like Total Drama myself. I watch it for the interesting storyline. Anyway, can't wait for the Ridonculous Race!
More topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, fans! :D