"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 148: Peter on Celebrity Deathmatch
"You know what really grinds my gears? Celebrity Deathmatch. It was a cartoon in the 90's that had two celebrities killing each other in a wrestling ring for a chance at victory. It's like Gumby meets Mortal Kombat with celebrities. Why do we really need to see celebrities murder each other for fun? It's almost like having to see Leatherface chainsaw a helpless dog in front of our eyes. Heck, it's nearly like having to see the Chicago Cubs win a world series, which resolves in every Chicago native rioting everywhere with chance of mass murder. No one really likes to see famous people get killed in situations like these, even if they were made of clay. If there's a chance we'd see Lindsay Lohan pleasure herself with a tiki torch set on fire, I rather watch that than the show itself. Gives a new meaning to the word 'firecrotch'. And that's why Celebrity Deathmatch grinds my gears. "
Eh, I thought Celebrity Deathmatch was awesome. It really was. I wish they brought that show back. I miss it so.
Any topic on mind for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D