You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

149. Peter on Computer Crashes

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 149: Peter on Computer Crashes

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Computer Crashes. Imagine if you were on a porn site, and then - BOOM! - your computer stops stone-cold dead. You can't even move s**t. What's worse than that, a worm starts chowing down on your database and every thing in sight. You wanna know how you can stop computer crashes? Start calling Geek Squad from "Best Buy". Or do what I do. Take your computer and chuck it out the f***ing window. That's pretty much an easier solution. Anyway, computer crashes are s**t, they're poopy, they smell like crotch rot combined with weasel vomit, and that's why they grind my gears. Serves me right for looking up German Fart Fetishes."

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And you really thought Germans were weird, Peter.

Anyway, any topics you wanna give to Peter? You know what to do, fans! :D