You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

151. Peter on Scythes

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 151: Peter on Scythes

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Scythes. If you're not familiar with that, it's a weapon that the Grim Reaper uses. It's basically a piece of broken glass attached to a stick. It's almost nearly an anorexic version of a battle axe. With an axe, that causes a lot of damage to trees. With scythes, it only scratches. That is so stupid and godawful in so many ways. It's like Freddy Kreuger having to kill someone with a spoon, or perhaps Jason Voorhees having to kill someone with a shoe. And a shoe can do worst damage than your usual scythe. That's what we need right now. A scary movie where people get hacked and slashed by shoes. Scythes ain't got nothing on deadly footwear. And that's why scythes grinds my gears."

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Well, that would be an interesting possibility...

So, have any more topics for Peter to cover in a later chapter? You know what to do, fans! :D