You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

152. Peter on Herbert

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

BTW, congratulations on the 900th review people! I appreciate it!

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Chapter 152: Peter on Herbert

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Herbert. It's that old guy down on the street. Plus, my son Chris kindly sells newspapers to him. My son's a good kid. I don't even know why Herbert's always obsessed with him. I mean, they hang out, watch tv, fly kites together, heck, just this morning, I saw Herbert drawing what seemed to be him and my son wrestle in the nude. And that's when I realized that Herbert was nothing more than an old gay pedophile. You think Michael Jackson was perverted enough? He doesn't compare diddly-damn-d**k to what Herbert does! Deep down, I happen to think Herbert invented the word pedophile. That guy should deserve a medal for what he's done for little boys. That must explain why Herbert grinds my gears."

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Tell it like it is, Pete!

Got more topics for the fat man, himself? Feedbacks are appreciated, fans! :D