"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 154: Peter on Disrespecting Women
"You know what really grinds my gears? The way women are being disrespected when they're treated like s**t. They're used as objects to beat on, have sex with, or if they're sick, even peeing on them for some sick fetish. Believe me, they don't smell good with pee fetish. They start to smell like day-old maple syrup that got dipped in month-old green beans. I believe women are to be respected as such. They are to be loved and cherished. They deserve a real man who would treat them right as well. Trust me as I say this, but the only woman we should treat as crap is Ariana Grande. The way she's been licking and spitting on those donuts made me realize why I don't go to Dunkin' Donuts anymore. Anyway, disrespecting women totally grinds my gears."
Got that right. As Otis Redding would usually say, 'try a little tenderness'.
Got any more topics for the fat man himself? You know what to do, fans! :D