You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

156. Peter on Chickens

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 156: Peter on Chickens

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Chickens. Why in the hell are they annoying? And why in the hell do they even have loopy beards? They're animals for pete's sake! Chickens are only used for fighting and cooking. The only two things great for a country like ours. That is, if you happen to run into either Big Bird or Ernie The Giant Chicken. That's when the feathers, the fists and the f**k starts flying. And I'm not mentioning the part where they s**t out eggs, because that seems wrong and leaves a big nasty number two taste in my mouth. It makes me not want to eat omelets anymore. Anyway, Ernie's waiting for me at the parking lot, so now it's a good time to close things out. Anyway, chickens suck, it makes me want to kick their ass, and they grind my gears."

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Hmmmm... makes me hungry thinking of chickens all of a sudden.

Got more topics for the fat man himself? You know what to do, fans! :D