You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

157. Peter on Job Applications

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 157: Peter on Job Applications

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Job applications. Those things really piss me off! Why do you need an application to sign for a job? If a sign says Help Wanted, just tell them your name, tell them you'll take the job and they'll hire you anyway. That should sound very easy to do. I shouldn't have to take a damn hour having to fill out my name, by date of birth, or job experience. Save that for the anti-Jews, that's why they're hateful buzzkills. Let's just throw out the job applications next time, America. No applications means faster jobs for the little people. And yes, I'm including dwarves in that category. And that's why job applications grind my gears."

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I'll drink to that, Pete!

So, have any more topics for Peter to cover in a later chapter? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D