"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 159: Peter on Fire Trucks
"You know what really grinds my gears? Fire trucks. Why in the f**k are they so annoying? It's like having to get rid of that ring tone sound that keeps hurting your ears. It's almost like having to hear the sound of a very loud alarm clock close to your ears as well. The first thing you hear that 'weeeeeeeee-wooooooo' sound, you go deaf permanently. Have they even considered making a quiet mode for those machines? Who knows? They'll never gonna make one. They'll keep making fire trucks with sirens so loud, the entire sound barrier would be f**king destroyed. But at least the cool thing about it is that they have a firehose attached to it. That way, I can use it to blast those bastards who should have thought about making a quiet mode for those loud red bitches. And that's why fire trucks grinds my gears."
I agree on those fire trucks. I rather hear a police siren instead, just because it sounds cool.
Have any more topics for Peter in a later chapter? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D