You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

160. Peter on YouTube Ads

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 160: Peter on YouTube Ads

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Those motherf***ing g****mn YouTube abs! I mean, they're like commercials made only for the internet, even when they're played before or during a video. Who in the hell came up with that stupid piece of motherf***ing s**t? Why don't you just let me enjoy the video without any interruptions? There's no right to advertise some kind of f***ed up sex toy or a brand of s**t filled diapers while I'm in the middle of watching a new Angry Video Game Nerd, Epic Meal Time or that Angry Grandpa guy! YouTube ads are nothing but cancer as far as I can see, and things like YouTube ads are killing us. Guns, knives and chainsaws don't compare to that kind of horror. I heard that someone in prison died just for watching a Verizon commercial. If you're gonna use YouTube Ads, use them in prison to execute prisoners. There's no use for them in our home. And that's why YouTube Ads grinds my gears."

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Wow, talk about a verbal firestorm there.

Got more topics for the fatman himself? Feedbacks are welcome, fans! :D