You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

161. Peter on Lois's Cooking

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 161: Peter on Lois's Cooking

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"You know what really grinds my gears? My wife's cooking. It nearly tastes like Keith Richards's wrinkly ballsack. If you don't know who that is, Google him. Just last night, Lois cooked that godawful salmon casserole. It tasted like a dog's crotch rot combined with dead skunk farts. I puked so much, I lost nearly 20 pounds just by eating it. I had to use tic tacs, breath mints, mouthwash and my daughter's homemade Oreo balls just to wash that nasty taste away. Even though I treat my daughter like crap, I do admit she makes good Oreo balls, so I love her for that. I rather have her cooking than my wife's. I don't care if she hears this, I'm glad I said it and that takes the pressure off of me And that's why my wife's cooking grinds my gears."

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I bet the rest of you have never tasted an Oreo ball before. They are soooooooo good!

So, have many more topics for Peter to use in a later chapter? You know what to do here, fans! :D