You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

162. Peter on Oatmeal

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 162: Peter on Oatmeal

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Oatmeal. It's some kind of hot steamy cereal with oats. To me, it nearly looks like vomit that didn't get burned through a pan. Just looking at it makes me throw up itself. I said that because I'm a bacon/eggs/toast man myself. Was the person who created oatmeal on f***ing dope? I don't understand how something so sludgy and chummy like this could be made into a breakfast item. You wanna know what are real breakfast items? Omelets, pancakes, waffles, bacon, ham, sausage, biscuits, eggs, buttered toast and breakfast sandwiches. I'll eat anything besides that cooked vomit that is Oatmeal. I hear that's Vladimir Putin's favorite Sunday afternoon brunch. No one definitely wants to be near him and his rancid vomited oatmeal breath. And that's why oatmeal grinds my gears."

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I agree, I'm not that much of a oatmeal fan too, Peter.

Got more topics for the fatman himself? Deedbacks are welcome, fans! :D