"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 163: Peter on Hulk Hogan
"You know what really grinds my gears? Hulk Hogan. If you all remember who he is, he is perhaps one of the greatest wrestlers of the 80's, if not, the greatest superstar of all time. That is until you realize he's nothing more than a bearded racist with steroids. Because of that, WWE dropped him like a rock, breaking everything down to pieces. He lost more respect faster than Vanilla Ice ruined his career. What is that guy now, a home wrecker? Anyway, back to Hulk Hogan. I'm still amazed he has fans on twitter, despite the controversy. You really wanna know what his fans mostly consist of now? Nothing but f**king white supremacists. And they're the ones that hate blacks and small alien kids. So far, Hulk Hogan is poopy and that's why he grinds my gears. So whatcha gonna do when PeterMania runs wild on you?"
Huh, Peter makes sense. I guess Karma would do that to you, Hogan. I'm an Ultimate Warrior guy anyway.
Got more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do here, fans! :D