You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

164. Peter on Chores

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 164: Peter on Chores

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Chores. We're talking about washing dishes, taking out the trash, scrubbing the floor, scrubbing the toilet, vacuuming the floor, cleaning the house, fixing the roof, fixing the car, and scrubbing the tub so it's shinier than Stewie's ass. Let me tell ya. Chores are a total fun waster. It's like having to work without actually going to work. It's total bulls**t. I rather have fun watching Dog With A Blog wearing nothing but underwear over my head than to do all of the chores that Lois tells me to do. Yes, I watch Dog With A Blog. Anyone who dares laugh at me gets a blowtorch to the ass. And that's why chores grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I watch Dog With A Blog. So what? I watch it for that Blake Michael guy. That dude's got awesome hair! It's almost like a masterpiece!

Have any more topics for the fat man himself? Feedbacks are welcome, my fans! :D