You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

165. Peter on Surfers

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 165: Peter on Surfers

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Surfers. We're talking about people with far retarded accents decked in blonde hair. And did I mention that they're shirtless whenever they're in beaches? For goodness sake, get a f***ing shirt on! You think we wanna see those tan lines? Wait, I forgot something. They're not tan lines, they're f***ing sunburns! And those surfboards are godawful. It's like riding a large skateboard with no f***ing wheels. Imagine actually having to ride a skateboard without any wheels in real life. The only far you'll go is like a tiny-second of a mile. Even an ant is way faster than a skateboard with no wheels. Anyway, surfers make me retarded, and that's why they grind my gears."

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I'd admit, I'm not that big on surfing myself.

Got more topics for Peter to use in a later chapter? You know what to do here, my fans! :D