You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

166. Peter on Paper Cuts

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 166: Peter on Paper Cuts

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Paper cuts. Who knew that one little scratch of skin could hurt? It's that tiny! I mean, those sharp sheets of paper make razor blades look crappy. Have you ever imagined someone trying to commit suicide with a f***ing tiny paper cut? I can imagine kids somewhere around 6 years old that depressing obsesses paper-cutting themselves to death. I imagine if I was depressed too, I'd be cutting myself with a shoe. And I can't find anything sharp in these shoes. Anyway, paper cuts grind my gears."

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I think they suck too, Peter.

So, have any more topics for the fatman himself? Feedbacks are welcome, my fans! :D