"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 167: Peter on Being Fat
"You know what really grinds my gears? Being fat. That's the only thing I hate. We can't see our feet, we can't see our d**k, and we cant tell what we smell like being fat. We end up farting a lot, we start running slow, and we end up with a huge beer belly, which would make everyone think we were pregnant. There's no way I'm getting more fatter and pregnant. What would be awesome is a hard 12-pack. The kind of 12-pack that girls would often dream about when they masturbate, which by the way, I've got a 12 pack of Pawtucket Patriots standing cool in my fridge and I want to down those sons-of-bitches before Meg does. Although I never seen her drink in the first place. Anyway, being fat sucks and it grinds my gears."
You totally got that right, Pete.
Got more topics for Peter himself? You know what to do, my fans! :D