"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 168: Peter on 1,000
"You know what really grinds my gears? The number 1,000. Why is that so important to us? I mean, what is up with the number in the first place? I don't know why were talking about this in the first place. Is the number about how many people are there? Did we reach any landmark with this number? I don't remember having to do this show around 1,000 times in my life! You know how it long it takes to count this number? Around 3 f*****g days. I'm sorry, but this is a boring topic for me to do. It's a topic could not be explained, even if I told you what it was. I would rather talk about Lindsay Lohan taking a huge monster s**t on a tire. But I couldn't explain that either since I cringe having to smell a combo of feces and dead roadkill. Maybe we'll talk about something else in the next show, like spinoffs of other shows. That sounds like a good topic other than the number 1,000. By the way, I prefer the number 69 since you have a hot girl's butt around your face. And that's why the number 1,000 grinds my gears."
I admit that I prefer 69 other than 1,000 too, Pete.
So got any more topics for the fatman himself? Feedbacks are welcome, my fans! :D