"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 169: Peter on Spinoffs
"You know what really grinds my gears? Spinoffs from other TV shows. Usually, spinoffs don't usually last long on TV. For example, take Joey. It's a spinoff from the show Friends, which only lasted two seasons I think? I don't know, I'm not that big on spinoffs I don't even know f***ing existed. It's been done well before. A Different World was a spinoff of The Cosby Show, Laverne & Shirley was a spinoff of Happy Days, The Jeffersons were a spinoff of All In The Family, Benson was a spinoff of Soap, and Family Matters was a spinoff of Perfect Strangers. Now were getting Full House and Married... With Children spin-offs as well? What's up with this world all of a sudden? Why can't we just leave the original shows alone and just leave them be? It's like having to make a spinoff of, I don't know, let's say Marvin Marvin? I can't tell you how horribly godawful that show was! It was like having to eat and poop out a giant-size turd the size of my head! And that smell doesn't go away until we die. Either way, just leave the shows be and get over with our lives. Which reminds me, I have to get home and watch Bunk'd on TV. Hopefully, it's the episode where Xander and Emma have an unprotected one night stand, and I ship Xander/Emma. If you don't know what the show is, well, shame on you. And that's why spinoffs grinds my gears."
For those of you who don't know, Bunk'd is a spinoff of the Disney Channel show Jessie. It's not that bad to be honest.
So have any more topics for Peter in a later chapter? You know what to do my fans! :D