You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

170. Peter on Dragons

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 170: Peter on Dragons

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Dragons. Especially the ones that fly and sneeze out fire, as if they got a bad cold and an STD put together. And they scream so damn much, it hurts your eardrums. You imagine you hear a dragon scream up close to your face, you'd actually go deaf? At least when you're deaf, you won't actually hear them scream anymore. On the bad part, you won't even hear a hot girl moaning when you're having sex with her. Deep down, I think dragons should be extinct and rid of immediately. Without any dragons on this earth, deaf people would finally hear much. And that's why spinoffs grinds my gears."

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Yeah, I'm not really big on dragons either.

Got any more topics for the fatman himself? Feedbacks are welcome, my fans! :D