You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

171. Peter on the Human Centipede

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 171: Peter on The Human Centipede

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"You know what really grinds my gears? The Human Centipede. It's like some type of centipede, but with humans. Why am I not surprised? Oh, especially when you add the fact that guys are licking other guys butts, or stuffing their heads in them! That sounds surprising enough, considering it nearly sounds like gay porn! That's not an image I wouldn't want, especially if you're wanting some guy's tongue around your butthole. Than you're scarred for eternity. Which reminds me, I'm going for a beer run after the show, so I can wash out the image of some gay dude eating out another gay dude's real end. And that's why the Human Centipede grinds my gears."

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Yeah, that's what I thought too.

Have any more topics for Peter to use in a later chapter? You know what to do, my fans! :D