You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

172. Peter on Nothing

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 172: Peter on Nothing

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. That's the best subject I've ever thought of doing. That's right, I'm here to talk about nothing. Nada. Zilch. Zip. Why is nothing so important? That's because I think it's absolutely nothing that I'm talking about nothing. I wish I could talk about something, which I concur that something is better than nothing? I mean, who would want something out of nothing. I know I want it, that way it would be better than nothing. Let Lindsay Lohan or any of the Duggars have nothing at all. I think they deserve a lot worse than nothing. And that's why nothing grinds my gears. And for me, that's saying something."

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Yeah, something is better than nothing too, Peter.

Got any more topics for the fatman himself? You know what to do, my fans! :D