"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 173: Peter on Suicide
"You know what really grinds my gears? Suicide. It's when somebody wants to kill themselves. Why in the hell would anyone get so depressed, they want to take their own life? Is it because no one wants to have sex with you? Is it that no one wants to drink with you? What could it be exactly. I'll tell you what those things are that can send us to suicide: Depression, fear, that godawful Fantastic Four movie Lois made me watch at the movies, Justin Bieber's music, and having to watch a 24-hour Full House marathon. Not one of those episodes made me laugh one bit. It was like watching 19 Kids and Counting drunk, but I'm not gonna even talk about that show one bit. Life is precious and too short, live it up the best way you know how. Suicide is never a good thing, and that's second only to Seth Rollins from the WWE. I hate that skunkass. And that's why suicide grinds my gears.
You got that right, fatman.
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